garage sale pussy
non-spontaneous s-xual relations that are initiated with a singular, non-disputable purpose: to achieve an -rg-sm and get the f-ck out as soon as possible. not surprisingly, garage sale p-ssy is very easy to obtain and leaves much more to be desired than conventional p-ssy.
(1) married couples trying to conceive.
(2) people who hook up at a real-life garage sale.
much like that 1985 charity fun run t-shirt you scored for $0.25 at the neighbor’s garage sale, with garage sale p-ssy, you get what you pay for.
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