Garbage Bear


a heavier, chubbier, possibly hairy, middle-aged gay man who eats junk food and drinks and smokes excessively.
matthew couldn’t control his consumption of junk food, alcohol and cigarettes, and gradually grew into a garbage bear. even the healthy bears avoided matthew but he eventually found love with another garbage bear he met at a mcdonalds after a heavy night of drinking.

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