garbanzo bean


a way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. this is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by h–rdes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.
this is your first night working the salad bar? okay. first thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. check the coolers. find them. i don’t even know what the freaking things are, but g-d help us if we ever run out of them.
a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer

man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that b-tch at the club was garbanzo beans.

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