garden
a distant derivative of the insult hoser.
hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden
taylor: let’s go to the comic convention.
you: that’s a terrible idea, you garden.
taylor: did you just call me a hoser?
you: in so many words…
a highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.
awake, o north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
— bible, song of songs 4:16
a woman’s pubic hair or genitals
she almost panicked when she noticed her garden poking out of her bikini bottom.
why are you looking up garden on urban dictionary? don’t you have anything better to do?
searching up garden on urban dictionary? thats a new low.
where your mom grows her azaleas!!!
hey -sshole, my dog just took a sh-t in your garden!!!
garden n. a misspelling of gadren
garden is a great guy.
to f-ck a girl. to dig in that -ss and plant your seed. developed by yours truely.
“im gonna garden that b-tch.”
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