garden party

to have s-x with an unshaven lady, pull out before climax, and sling yogurt onto her bush
ashley was being a pain tonight and forgot to shave, so after i f-cked her i pulled the condom off and gave her a garden party…then i gave her a wet nap to clean up.
a party with absolutely no women. usually consists of about 10 to 15 guys sitting in an apartment or dorm, getting drunk off of keystone, and waiting for girls to show up. when patience starts wearing thin one guy usually pulls out a guitar and starts to sing. this type of party can go on all night.
guests: “hey man, thanks for inviting us to your party.”

nate: “yeah, no problem. just make yourselves at home.”

guests: “dude there’s no girls here! is this a garden party?”

nate: “you guys wanna hear this new song i learned on guitar?”
a get together in which people smoke some weed.
let’s have a garden party this weekend!
a concert at the world’s most famous arena, madison square garden. the artist doesn’t matter, only that the audience is experiencing something special.

derived from rick nelson’s famous song “garden party”, which depicts a moment in his career where he came out grown up and played on the grandest stage of them all and was booed.

such garden parties include (but are not limited to): billy joel, elton john (who both have banners that hang in the rafters for their contributions to the arena), bruce springsteen & the e street band, metallica, dave matthews band, jay-z and taylor swift (who set a record with the fastest sell out with her 2009 fearless tour which sold out in 60 seconds).
hey suzy, would you like to go to bon jovi at msg for a garden party?

sure harry! would you like to go with me to see taylor swift at msg for a garden party?

it’s a date!
when 15 or more people get together to to toss one another’s salad.
those hos were so c-ked up they couldn’t tell one end from the other, pretty soon that hotel room turned into a regular garden party.
an army term a soldier uses for looking at p-rn.
what the f-ck you doing private!

garden party sir!