garden salad


a mixture of the legal herb k2 and weed, otherwise known as marijuana, in a smoking device.
hey man, let’s make that weed bowl a garden salad, i got some k2.
the vegan act of a garden salad, involving a carrot and a piece of celery. with permission, the carrot is inserted into the -ss whilst the celery is placed in the v-g-n-. depending on preference this can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or simply used as storage.
i didn’t wanna just tease the girl, so i gave her the tastiest garden salad she’s ever had.
something you may get a taste of while giving a rim job

undigested vegetables etc. that one ends up eating while giving a rim job
i was givin’ this b-tch a rim job and got a mouthful of garden salad

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