Gardenhosing
a failed attempt to make any thing/situation better. the results of which are disastrous.
much like trying to stop water from coming out of a garden hose with your thumb.
1:”oh man. dave totally was totally gardenhosing trying to come up with excuses for breaking up with carla. it was pathetic.”
2:dave thumbed the gardenhose when he told carla “it’s not you, it’s me.”
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