gardenia
gardenia is a hot s-xy spanish chick who knows what she wants and what she’ll get she doesn’t play games, she’s a great friend to have and she’s super loyal she’s always there whenever you need her, she can be quite the partier once handed a drink but the best thing about gardenia is that she’s unpredictable she loves doing things that people are to scared to do she’s practically a daredevil. she’s also a great girlfriend so unique and special her characteristics are stunning and her face and bod smoking hot during the day you may think she’s innocent but locket she a freak in the sheets. she is everything a guy could ever want plus more she’s definitely wifey material so if you got a gardenia on your hands don’t let her go
you know that gardenia chick she’s mad weird but she’s crazy fun
a really pretty mexican:d
she has ch-nk eyes though lol
but shes really cool to be around and yeah shes amazing:]
gardenia is my bestie:]
a super sweet girl who knows how to have a good time. likes to talk to people and is always surrounded by friends. a born leader, she likes to be in student government. she will probably rule the world someday.
that’s our first woman president, gardenia!
the act of shoving your clenched fist into another individual’s -n-s up to the wrist and “flowering” your fingers
jimmy gave sam such a bad gardenia he’s still sh-tting on himself
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