Gardenstatery
the forced quirkiness seen in many underaged scenesters/hipsters who want to impress older hipsters with their uniqueness. these people try very hard to exude an att-tude of easy-going oddness and look like idiots to everyone except their fellow gardenstaters.
the shins concert i attended last night was almost ruined by the gardenstatery surrounding me.
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