GareBear
a guy that appears physically aggressive (while most likely being aggressive) that has a soft side for the girl that he loves.
and he’s pretty much the coolest guy around.
guy 1: “yo dude that guy looks intimidating!”
guy 2: “yeah dude, but he looks like a garebear, still lets not f-ck with him!”
garebear: “hey dudes, drinks are on me!”
an ex- wow player, who held a wide -rs-nal of abilities, including but not limited to: transforming into a tree, bird, cheetah, bear, mr.kitty, and a boomkin. often characterized by his tendency to make silly mistakes, saying dumb things, and moving and doing things rather slowly. thus, the name garebear, deriving from bears in wow being rather slow in movement and combat. once on a blue moon, the garebear offers quite enlightening wisdom that he shares with intelligent friends, but most of the time it’s just a really slow lump of flesh that does silly things. the garebear often listens to cr-ppy pop music, until taught to listen to hard rock and metal. the garebear also almost never watches tv and is extremely naive and oblivious to many things. despite constant acts of depravity and idiocracy, the garebear is quite lovable and funny, entertaining millions with it’s idiotic att-tude.
b-tters from south park can be characterized as a garebear, from the episode “stupid spoiled wh-r-“, as he did used to play wow from the episode “make love not warcraft”
“i’m a bad bear, i’m a bad bad ol’ bear” -b-tters
a term of endearment for a really nice guy named gary. a gare bear is always pleasant to be around and enjoys light hearted conversation.
i ran into gary from across the hall on break. he asked about my recent trip home. he’s such a gare bear!
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