Gareth Bridges
the gareth bridges are a series of bridges built in the south of australia, used in a blessing ceremony for young lovers. it is customary to carry asian mail order brides to their awaiting husbands across the gareth bridges as they are situated adjacent to the airport. it is said that kylie minogue once walked over the gareth bridges before meeting jason donovan. the gareth bridges were closed in 2007 because of the dynamic loading of the 6th bridge caused a minor collapse. some have called for an age limit, as encounters on the gareth bridges can be dangerous and scary.
antoni: i just bought a new wife for $300
colin: i’d take her across the gareth bridges, that’ll tell you if she is quality.
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