Gareth Keenan


a character from bbc’s the office played brilliantly by mackenzie crook who always gets the p-ss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate tim canterbury.
used to be in the territorial army, and now works at wernham-hogg paper company in slough where he is -ssistant regional manager… erm, excuse me, -ssistant to the regional manager.
remember when tim put gareth’s stapler in jello in episode 1?

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