Garett


huge f-g. huge f-ggol.
“wow, that guy is a huge garett. aka world’s biggest f-ggol.”
pretty much the hottest and most amazing kid alive.
i love him to deathh. :d
p.s.he’s awesome at hockeyy.
d-mnn that garett kid is a studd. 🙂
derivative of gerard; german for brave spear, or spear-hardy.

1) a man in the truest sense. not for his actions, but for his heart. he wields a spear not physically, but spiritually, piercing the darkness with a braveness he doesn’t even know he possesses.

2) loyal and faithful at his core, he is a constant companion and friend. when he loves, he loves fully, and forever. he is the kind of man that doesn’t mess around or hurt people.

3) the voice of an angel, a pure and honest heart, the perfect sense of humor, and eyes that hold a quiet power and strength like you’ve never seen before.

4) a man after g-d’s own heart, and unbelievably handsome to boot!
everybody needs a garett in their life.
1.) to take geometry when you’re in 8th grade online then ditch it to play minecraft then miss a b-tt ton of school

2.)a fat boy who doesn’t seem like much at first, but full of surprises. he’s a computer nerd, plays minecraft a lot, minesweeper, he’s a genius and he’s cute!
shawn: where is dylan?
zack: he’s taking a garett just like i did for some weeks.
shawn: he’s missed like over 2 months of school and when ever i see him in the library he always plays minecraft

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