Garfblat


a word or expression which makes the one hearing it want to punch the person saying it in the face, kick in the b-lls (if present), poke in the eye (only on tuesdays), or f-ck their mom (only if their hot, and only in public restrooms at the metro), or simply vomit.
guy 1 “dude, thats like as much fun as riding a tractor…in a field”

guy 2 ” you just garfblatted, wheres your mother?”

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