garfer
slang for a s-xually transmitted disease rising in popularity in the united states. its most common among drug users and the p–per areas. the proper name for “the garf” is bacterial intestinal miracitis. the disorder is known to last over a span of years and can be controlled by sulfonamide cl-ss synthetic antibiotics.
the worst fact about the garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.
jen gave tim the garfer so i’ll be at his funeral.
garfer is a sometimes fatal s-xually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. it is most easily contracted during -n-l s-x. symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following -n-l s-x or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. usually this disease in contracted through -n-l s-x, but it is also possible to get it from v-g-n-l and/or oral s-x. there is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. if you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.
i don’t want to catch the garfer, so i abstain from all forms of s-xual intercourse.
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