garfuckel
to m-st-rb-t-/-j-c-l-t- while under the influence of psychedelic psychoactives
dudebro 1: dude, i got these ‘shrooms from my brother’s friend. you want to garf-ckel tomorrow?
dudebro 2: yeah, man, i haven’t jacked it in, like, four days. i’m gonna explode!
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