gargantuan clamneck
a gargantuan clamneck is male or female fat as a elephant with no desire to reduce their girth, sometimes discovered when a hole gotta be cut in the side of the house for a doctor visit. funny thing about a true gargantuan clamneck is that when the status has been reached they movement can be so limited that a facilitator is often required a’la master blaster relationship…
holy sh-t my aunt gerry was so fat she almost sunk da boat,
i think she’s a freakin’ gargantuan clamneck!
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