gargle horse loads
to “gargle horse loads” is to have something be thoroughly terrible. anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc… it is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.
“dude, the party gargle horse loads!”
“dude, your car gargles horse loads!”
“dude, i bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed.”
“dude, that urban dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads.”
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