garglejob
this is a type of oral s-x in which the performer keeps the p-n-s in their throat during -rg-sm and gargles the s-m-n around the end of the p-n-s
well, mr. mcdonald, if you want a garglejob you’ll have to pay extra. i usually have to drink a whole 6 pack to clean all of the ejaculatory fluid out of my throat.
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