gargling
the awkwark move a woman has to make when she won’t swallow your splooge and runs to the bathroom with her mouth open, head tilted back.
i came in her mouth and she started gagging, then she ran to the bathroom – doin’ the jazz hands, gargling all the way.
the partner fills their mouth with water and gargles it, and the male inserts his t-st-cl-s into the water thats being gargled. (note: insert tesitcles one at a time in order to reduce the splash effect that would lower the water level in the mouth)
last night it cost 500 dollars for the ho to start gargling my b-lls
when you c-m in a girls -rs- and wait for her to fart.
apparently (not that i’d know its the funniest thing in the world)
“i was totally gargling that b-tch last night it was p-ss funny”
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