Gari
gari, aka hari, is the name given to any human remotely resembling a garden gnome. common features of a hari are prominent teeth, dirty panties and opinions that rarely affect the outcome of any situation. recent investigations have shown another diagnostic feature of a gari to be his commonly used phrase… ‘here, drink this’. gari’s are often prevalent in areas of dense garden foliage, outside cinema toilets brandishing a lethal pair of soiled underwear and occasionally peering through the gates of playgrounds.
“ahhh man…i think i just gari’d my pants”
“i really feel like honking someone…anyone up for a gari?”
“welcome to hari’s house of men!”
“hey guys…my garden is really boring….is there anything i can buy to liven it up?”
“buy a gari!”
“stupid gari!”
small and elf like
yo yo u aint lord of da rings, you just gari
small and clumsy
that brother is gari
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