garland bro
a dude who grew up in garland but has never seen to need to travel outside the city-lines unless to purchase liquor or travel to ghetto clubs in downtown dallas.
a garland bro has:
1) never been on an airplane and has no interest in such things.
2) no idea where brazil, or any other country is, or what “wi-fi” or the “pathogenic theorem” is.
3) a 90s car with big rims and “garland” in old-english letters in the back window of their car.
4) a ged but professes to have graduated from garland hs, or south garland hs.
5) an absurd number of pictures on facebook taken with a blackberry of them holding 40s, wads of cash, or both.
6) fifteen to twenty pairs of basketball shorts, but never plays basketball.
a: hey, what ever happened to luke or javier?
b: i’m not sure, i lost track of them after i moved to dallas.
c: i heard there are total garland bros, they have an apartment off main street next to the high school..
a&b: oh…..
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