Garlic Dick
to rub garlic on the head of ones p-n-s after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the p-n-s because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation… this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.
“…so i just gave myself garlic d-ck, is it supposed to burn this much?”
“yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol”… dumb-ss.
the stinging sensation and scent from b-tt f-cking the rigger monkey after he chows down a breakfast of champions with garlic.
d-mn, that ho’ rigger monkey had some garlic in him so now my d-ck’s all sk-nky.
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