garmuc
garmuc:
–noun
1. a worthless piece of cloth, especially one that is used to wipe s-m-n on
pr-nunciation: “gar-muk”
garmuc is the word “c-m-rag” spelled backwards. many young men use socks, dish towels, t-shirts or what have you for this purpose. often times it is easier for one male to say to another “i left my garmuc out!” instead of “c-m rag”.
“dude, my mom did my laundry and found my garmuc!”
friend: “holy sh-t b-lls batman, that thing probably stood up on itself — she is totally going to cut your internet off!”
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