Garnrock
a warrior from ireland who saved the british from the british by defeating the british. he is known to be a legendary hero of lore with devilishly good looks and stature. it was rumored he would throw a series of lightning bolts at his enemies. his heirs have been told to have started in ireland and have moved to modern day canada and now reside in america. his mystery is one that will never be solved. his battle cry can only be translated into the modern words of, “it’s a trap”. one popular story of his legend involves him creating the original pancake from a potato and a rice cake. he was the last wielder of “calruck” the broad sword that dealt the last blow of every war he took part in.
your stature is of garnrock quality.
i wish you were more like garnrock.
your garnrock s-xy.
your biceps remind me of garnrock.
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