Garrison Goggles
in the military we suffer from something called “garrison goggles” the longer you’re in garrison the better ugly/fat chicks look…total loss of standards…sanity….dignity, hope…
see also: beer goggles
garrison goggles: a man afflicted with garrison googles will hit on any girl in sight no matter what she looks like, at the expense of his pride, self respect, and self esteem.
Read Also:
- Biloxi High School
coolest mothaf-ckin school on the coast. f-ck those catholic schools, bhs is where it’s at, f-cks. “man those biloxi high school babes have the tig -ss bitties on the coast. ” “f-ck, man. tru dat, homes”
- bimbonic
1) adjective: resembling a bimbo. 2) adverb: performed in an airheaded fashion. 1) she’s too into clothing — she is sooo bimbonic! 2) it is bimbonic to want to name your children barbie and ken. language used by young females while texting or e-mailing. related to l33t in that it abbreviates and uses symbols in […]
- hop off the tip
this is a term that you can say to someone when they won’t get off your case and won’t leave you alone. if someone keeps bugging you and are all up in your grill, this phrase is used to get them to back off. other variations include: “quit tip ridin’!” jack: what did you get […]
- Krentz
the act of taking a m-ssive sh-t, often after eating a large amount of sushi. after effects may include: paint peeling off of the walls, temporary loss of smell and life, needing a new toilet, etc., “oh, man! i just took a m-ssive krentz!” “is he krentzing in there?” “yes, we’d better evacuate to a […]
- slut circle
a group of sl-ts and/or tools who talk about meaningless bullsh-t in a circle -group of tools talking- -guy enters conversation-: is this the sl-t circle? -in the sl-t circle- sl-t/tool: so i was like yea and he was like yea! other sl-t/tool: no way! sl-t/tool: yea! non sl-t/tool: …wow whata sl-t circle