gart

when you fart with your intestine and your sphincter simultaneously, like tibetan throat singing, only with your -ss.
jim shouldn’t have eaten taco bell, he can’t stop garting when he sh-ts.
12 more definitions
1). something gone wrong. can be used in numerous forms.
ex. something gart is going on here; d’oh, i just got garted

2). term used when completely owning something.
ex. hah, i garted you good.

3) that bigggest f-gbank to walk god’s green earth
ex. ^o^b has just signed in.
ha ha you got garted!
to expel an audible discharge of intestinal gas which also contains grease from the processed food; usually caused after taking an alli weight loss pill.
what’s that stain on the back of your pants? is that grease?

oh no, i garted!
gahrt noun
see; gut fart, stomach fart, backwards fart

when ones stomach exudes a clear, rather loud sound, resembling that of a fart, without p-ssing gas.
gross did you just fart?

-no but my stomach did, i garted!
a below 5’4″ pint size of a man, a small man who roams the beach cruising for chicks with his shirt off and 3 chest hairs out.
wow if that isn’t a gart i don’t know what is.

thats definitely a gart!
a unusally tall and socially awkward guy who enjoys the over-consumption of bacon which results in short-pants syndrome. there is no cure for a gart.
“that guy is a total gart!!”

“hey gart”

“that guy’s pants are really short…what a gart!”

“he really likes bacon… he is such a gart.”
gay artist
uses of gart:

“gart brooks”
“gart simpson”
“raiders of the lost gart”
“humphry bro-gart”
“gartoon network”
“mario garty”
“gart attack”
“open gart surgery”
“garter sauce”

the list is endless.