Garvey
garvey ave.–the infamous street in the los angeles county where all the hookers and prost-tutes hang out at night in hopes of earning some cash.
dude! i saw some guy banging your mom last night on garvey!
garvey ave.–the infamous street in the los angeles county where all the hookers and prost-tutes hang out at night in hopes of earning some cash.
dude! i saw some guy banging your mom last night on garvey!
to have s-xual intercourse on or involving office supplies for 30 seconds to 5 minutes, in other words having a quicky on a bunch of office supplies, or to pleasure somone with an office supply, such as a stapler, for a small amount of time.
person 1: “dude, what did u do to that girl last night?”
person 2: “i f-cked her in the office depot supply room for two whole minutes then shoved a stapler in her -ss!”
person 1: “you mean you garveyed the sh-t out of her?”
person 2: precisely.
a style of condom with a twisted texture “for her pleasure.”
yeah, we went all the way – but i think i left my garvey in the sleeping bag.
a garvey is a social b-tterfly. they can master everything that they touch. they like to skate, jump on trampolenes and listen to the pixies. once you know a garvey they leave a lasting impression. always treat a garvey with respect. never a dull moment with them around. spontaneous and fun loving and always ready for anything. a ‘magical’ being that knows what you are thinking even before you think it. typically a redhead with lots of freckles and usually tall. intimidating at first but worth the effort of getting to know. a garvey has many alias’ such as a ginger: cr-pface: and also irish f-ck. always stick with a garvey and life will be good.
1st girl: “check out the guy on the skateboard!”
2nd girl: :”he’s a total garvey!”
garvey- adj.: anything rugged and rustic, such as spear-fishing, building large fires, and being a natural bad-ss. etymology: modern english, that of shawnee national forest
example: you just dressed like an indian and speared a racc–n? that’s so garvey!
clicking the like b-tton on a friend’s entire visible facebook wall
john received a hundred facebook notifications after he was garveyed last night.
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