garvis
a basic white girl trapped inside a bald black man’s body. usually hanging out in the locker rooms of gyms, occasionally checking his grindr or snapping selfies. a veteran of local g-y bars, and no stranger to drunk shenanigans with white boys, including (but not limited to) making out and m-ss-texting d-ck pics. garvis also has an inner diva that he unleashes as she catwalks into her place of employment, strutting each new buckle outfit for snapchat, instagram and facebook. she will capture your heart with her lucious eyelashes, b-tchy banter, and the collection of designer purses that falls out of her mouth every time she speaks. #youbettawerkb-tch.
‘he looks like a garvis’
‘whats a garvis?’
‘you know… a masculine looking nelly bottom… a top in the streets but a power bottom in the sheets… ‘
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