Garvock
usually a shy, embar-ssed individual. he is whatever people want him to be. he hides behind electronics to do his talking then when it comes to talking in person he p-ssy’s out.
guy1:dude why didn’t you talk to your girlfriend?
guy2: i…i didn’t see her.
guy1: you just garvocked again man.
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