Gary Numan syndrome
a promoter’s fear of not selling any pre-sale tickets for a f-cking legendary artist! g-dd-mnit!
in reference to gary numan’s gig in geneva (switzerland)on may 16th, 2006, when not a single pre-sale ticket had been purchased (though an intimate crowd of people got their tickets at the box office on the night of the concert).
– hey mate, i’ve just booked this great artist to perform at a really neat venue, but i fear that no one’s going to buy a ticket because everyone’s a f-cking ignorant!
– dude, you’ve got the gary numan syndrome.
– f-ck!
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