Gary Schofield


the cancer that is killing gaia online. he first gained infamy when he, as ceo, laid off most of gaia’s good employees and replaced them with dimwitted yes-men led by his sidekick jason loia (whom he made the coo). afterwards, he began selling virtual items for as high as $1000 to fund the flop that would later be known as tentacl. later, he introduced gold generators to drive up the prices of everything in gaia’s marketplace up to the point that spending real cash became the only option to enjoy the site.

he earned the ire of the users for his money-hungry ways. to secure his control as the totalitarian autocrat of the site, he ordered the mods to censor the forums and silence users who single out him and/or his puppets. he received the nicknames “goldemort” and “he-who-must-not-be-named” because people who mention gary’s real name in the forums attract the banhammer often.

many among gaia online’s once-loyal users and employees have left, and gaia will continue to suffer unitl gary and his cronies are exterminated.
the gaia online that we all once knew and loved is indeed dead. and its murderer’s name is gary schofield.

user1: you can win 1 trillion gold from a gold generator?
user2: no. that’s just a cheap marketing strategy that gary schofield aka goldemort hatched while at his vacation house in zimbabwe. n-body is actually going to get 1tril from it

Read Also:

  • get snatched

    get dressed up to the nth degree; buy or score an fabulous outfit or article of clothing or; have your make-up professionally done along with that fab outfit – the aim: to be absolutely stunning girl! you need to see my stylist and get sn-tched!

  • Grank

    a gaming term, a combination of gank and grind, to grind on much weaker players than you. i just granked for about 4 hours last night. fermented seminal fluid. generally stored in a bottle or other container, but sometimes found in uncontrolled locations, such as a shower drain. “hey matt, you have a pretty sweet […]

  • gravley

    a s-xy beast dang edward gravley is a s-xy beast

  • Grillao (Grillado)

    grillado o grillao (grillá en femenino) es un adjetivo que viene a significar ‘que esta pillado del coco’, ‘ido de la azotea’. se usa como insulto, puede us-rs- como sinónimo de jilipollas o similares. -insultando a alguien- illo si la profesora de lengua está to grillá (grillada), que no hace más que contarnos que su […]

  • growth spurt

    when a 14 year old kid who looks like a 4″3 overnight is like 6″5 little bro: um, dude- since when have you been this small? big bro: holy s-it you had a growth spurt


Disclaimer: Gary Schofield definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.