gas cooker
hooker
that gas cooker, she costs 100 quid for a round-the-world
a woman who engages in s-xual intercourse for money
she’s a gas-cooker?..this confused jonjo- what was kindred doing living with a wh-r-?
(william boyd; ordinary thunderstorms )
northern english slang term for a game of snooker.
bob : game of darts dave?
dave : no thats a game for girlies, lets have some gas cooker.
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