Gas Fucked
a play on the expression “-ss f-cked”. when the price of gas rises so high it is likened to -n-l s-x and the pain often -ssociated therein.
guy 1: d-mn it man, it cost 50 bucks to fill up my car
guy 2: you totally got gas f-cked
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