gas station condom
1. the $0.99 protection you buy at the nearest gas station (ex. casey’s) when you’re about to do the nasty but you’re partner is making a giant fit about you not using protection and when you do get the protection it breaks and your partner gets std’s… good going…
i bought a gas station condom, it broke, she’s pregnant, and her father is about to kick my -ss.
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