gashole
a person who uses unnecessarily large amounts of gasoline to move from point a to point b, typically found driving suv’s (sport utility vehicles)
the driver of that hummer is a gashole!!!
check out this gashole. nice pants.
1. a person who doesn’t pull up to the first gas pump, making the car behind it wait until he is done.
2. also, a person who leaves his car at the pump while he goes inside the mini-market to buy coffee and some food, leaving the car behind him to wait until he comes back out and moves his car.
1. move your car to the first pump,you stupid gas-hole!
2. that gas-hole is inside buying coffee and i can’t access the pump until he moves his !@#$% car!
a person who works for a natural gas exploration company that invades north eastern small towns in great numbers; disrupting the ebb and flow of that community. can usually be seen driving a white ford-350 with abnormal amounts of tool boxes, tinted windows, texas plates and “bull b-lls” hanging from the hitch.
i tried to get mcdonald’s breakfast this morning but there were 17 gasholes backed up in the drive-thru!!!
my friends needed a place to stay for the weekend but the gasholes have every hotel booked!
i used to have clean drinking water but the gasholes put 37 holes in my yard and now it’s contaminated!
look at the trail of grease and dirt that gashole leaves behind him in the grocery store!
1. someone who never offers to help pay for gas, even going out of their way to avoid pitching in.
david: jeff is always b-mming rides to work but pretends he’s asleep whenever i pull into the gas station.
dennis: what a gas-hole!
an annoying, rude, aggravating person at a gas station that is bothering you with stupid questions, outspoken comments, trying to rely on you for help such as help with unscr-w-ng there gas cap, figuring out the gas pump, or in your way when you want to use a gas pump or leaving the gas station.
i was at the gas station getting gas when all of a sudden this gas hole was making my time very difficult, bothering and wasting my time asking me how to use the gas pump and why it wont take his credit card.
a person who exploits environment and society in order to take part in obtaining natural gas from deep shale deposits through unconventional hydraulic fracturing or fracking, which uses directional drilling and millions & millions of gallons of slickwater (water mixed with carcinogens), most of which is left underground along with other unknown substances.
gasholes are common in regions of appalachia where marcellus shale is currently being drilled and fracked. gasholes are prominent in tioga, bradford, and susquehanna counties, in pennsylvania, and in the town of dimock, pa, especially, because pennsylvania’s regulations give natural gas companies many exemptions in addition to the exemptions afforded by the federal government. true gasholes do not care if your water well, your pond, your stream, or your land is contaminated by natural gas operations. you will know a gashole has been on site by the confused and disgruntled looks of their victims, who truly cannot believe that anyone would treat another human being the way they were just treated by the gashole, especially over something as simple as asking the gashole to acknowledge their responsibility for contaminating a person’s water supply.
note: most gasholes drive white trucks; most are male. some are third-party contractors.
me: “do you have a business card?”
gashole: “yes, but…”
me: “…but the family you affected isn’t allowed to call you?”
gashole: “right!”
gashole, after his company contaminates your water supply: “you’re being unfair to us!”
1. a person who doesn’t pull up to the first gas pump, making the car behind it wait until he is done.
2. also, a person who leaves his car at the pump while he goes inside the mini-market to buy coffee and some food, leaving the car behind him to wait until he comes back out and moves his car.
1. move your car to the first pump,you stupid gas-hole!
2. that gas-hole is inside buying coffee and i can’t access the pump until he moves his !@#$% car!
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