Gasping for Breath
when you drop a long–ss sh-t — so long, that the tapered head sticks out of the water and then is reluctant to go all the way down right away when you flush.
tom: d-ck, look at the long–ss sh-t i just dropped. (flush –)
d-ck: it won’t go all the way down — it’s gasping for breath.
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