Gastradamus
anyone who can predict future farts without the worry of a shart or the runs.
a. d-mn bro, i am worried i may shart myself if i let one rip.
b. you have nothing to fear. there will only be wind.
a. -farts with no regret. thanks bro, you’re a freaking gastradamus.
b. anytime my good friend.
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