Gastrobating
verb; the action of looking at food p-rn.
noun form: gastrobation.
“i gastrobated when my fridge was empty and now my stomach is literally eating its own lining.”
“where did you learn to make that jack daniels sauce-filled t-rducken?”
“i found the recipe in the middle of a furious gastrobating session.”
eating something so delicious that it is the equivalent of masturbating and having an -rg-sm.
yesterday, tim was gastrobating so much while eating his grandma’s lasagna and he almost came in his pants it was so delicious.
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