Gasturd


a small t-rd lingering within a huge fart. you don’t know it is there. when you let it fly a gast-rd can be propelled at a rate speed beyond that in which a bullet exits a gun.
when a gast-rd hits the water, your -ss gets soaked, similarly to sitting in the splash zone at the shamu show.

a gast-rd has the greatest ‘size to impact’ ratio of any object known to man.

a gast-rd may easily be mistaken as a shart, so please remember a gast-rd exists within a fart and is not a mistaken fart.
“wholly sh-t, what was that. i thought it was only a fart, but it was a gast-rd. it shattered the toiletbowl and i am soaked.”
a t-rd propelled at a high rate of speed from your b-tthole by a fart.
“i shot out a gast-rd and it made the pee-water splash all up on my b-tthole.”

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