Gates of Hell
an amazing place up in north jersey. it is a large tunnel network that supposedly ends at the gates of h-ll. it has been featured in weird nj, best local magazine. also known for the intermingling of cultists and bored suburbian youth that frequent the tunnels. (ps ignore warning signs, you can all swim i hope)
yo, frank got stabbed in the gates of h-ll.
i was at the gates of h-ll last weekend
the gates of h-ll is male chast-ty devise.
it is 3-7 rings from 2″ diameter, down to 1″ diameter.
the steel rings are connected by a 1/2″ leather strap
it limits an erect p-n-s to a confined sp-ce, making it extremely difficult to -j-c-l-t-.
the gates of h-ll is male chast-ty devise.
bob wore the “gates of h-ll” to pleasure his woman.
a complex system of tunnels, said to lead to h-ll, that smell like sh-t. most likely the capital of satanic circle jerking in new jersey. not scary at all due to the hordes of emo-mexicans roasting marshmallows outside the entrance, while telling us theres nothing in there but spiders they took pictures of on their cell phones. not worth the trip, unless your scared easily or by kkk graffiti.
adam and kevin were seriously disappointed when they smelled marshmallows cooking as they approached the gates of h-ll.
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