Gates Paradox
any problem with a microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.
my power went out and kicked my desktop. it was all messed up. i rebooted it and now it’s clean. it’s the f-cking gates paradox.
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