gateway drug
a word with no legit meaning to it. used to describe marijuana and alcohol. a gateway drug is a drug that apparently leads the user to do other, harder drugs. made up by right winged b-st-rds and jesus freaks who have the preconcieved notion that anything slightly illegal and possibly threatning will end up in the downfall of society. also a word used by meth addicts to conjure up some sorry excuse for the fact that they have no self control
90% of drug addicts have tried marijuana. marijuana is a gateway drug
100% of drug addicts have tried water. is water a gateway drug?
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believed to be marijuana. but say, if marijuana did not exist, wouldn’t that mean people would go directly to harder drugs? so say “if” marijuana is a gateway drug, that’s not such a bad thing…
in a world without marijuana (gateway drug)
person 1: hey man, wanna shoot some smack?
person 2: of course, it’s too bad there isn’t some magical herb we could smoke instead that slows people like us from getting to the real dangerous sh-t!!!
person 1 & 2 shoot up.
1. any substance that takes an inordinately long time to p-ss from one’s system and leads one to choose a more harmful alternative that doesn’t hang around in the fat cells so that a drug test may be p-ssed successfully. see marijuana.
2. potentially any substance sold by a street dealer.
3. a term liberally touted around by right-wing nutjobs who don’t understand the meaning of the term “use responsibly.”
1. if i smoke this joint, i’ll have to wait to p-ss a drug test because it will linger in my system for a week or more. but if i take these slightly more dangerous pills, they’ll get flushed out in a day or two. the solution is simple! -swallows twelve pills-
2. me: “hey man, you got anything green?”
dealer: “yeah, that’ll be ten bucks. by the way, you like angel dust?”
3. bill o’reilly: “marijuana is a gateway drug! studies have shown that people who smoke marijuana are led to experiment with other, more harmful drugs to get the same effect!”
me: “what about alcohol? you’ll buy just about anything while you’re drunk. besides, marijuana isn’t even a drug, you toolbag.”
bill o’reilly: “nanny nanny boo boo stick your head in doo doo i’m louder than you! i win!”
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