gatorade tapeworm
take a bottle of gatorade, and squirt an entire packet of mayonnaise inside of it.
the mayonnaise will keep its shape so all that you see is a white stringy thing floating around inside the bottle.
label “free tape worm” and leave the bottle in a public restroom.
it looks really convincing.
nick: “holy sh-t, there’s a tapeworm in this gatorade!”
shang: “n-gg- that ain’t real, it’s a gatorade tapeworm.”
nick: “oh.”
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