Gaul

the most kick -ss race of barbarians ever. it is a proven fact that the gauls invented testosterone, they not only managed to complety ruin caesars army but also marched onto rome itself!
usually seen fighting either naked or clad in the meanest, souped up chainmail forged in gaul itself. weapons including really big f-cking swords and two handed axes. the gauls, like many barbarians at the time, had armies heavily built out of cavalry which would complety bbqpwn any infantry formation from the flank or rear. also plenty of roaring was used in their tactics to make the enemy sh-t themselves.
the gauls were the meanest, toughest and most hairy barbarians out there and a race that would be ashamed they turned into france.
vercingetorix was a gaul and chieftan of the arverni tribe who lead a revolt against caesars army in 52 bc. he also enjoyed grinding rocks between his pecks.

holy sh-t a gallic soldier! run for the hills!

derogitory term for the v-g-n-, more comonnly used in irish marijuana smoking circles.
“aw man, i woke up the other day and had gauls on toast”
a country that existed in the early to late middle ages in modern-day france, barbarians did live there, except they did not invent testosterone, and they didn’t pwn anybody, they were actually little suck-up b-tches to the romans, and for awhile were their -ss slaves. they were proud to turn into the dirty french people of today, who the entire world hates… even the french themselves

note: completely disregard the above definition, it was written by a drunk h-m-s-xual… while he was high on cocaine… i am ashamed to know him personally
person 1: what existed in the area of modern-day france?
person 2: a country filled with a bunch of sissy barbarians that were -ss slaves to the romans… it was called gaul.