Gaunty
the act of straddling a dirty toilet and expelling a fat t-rd into the toilet, but it swings and inadvertently lands in the underwear instead of the toiletbowl.
dude, tarnell was over at pooka’s house pinchin off a loaf and he ended up doin a gaunty in his drawers!
the gayest of all them all
g-d that guy is so gaunty
the single most attractive being to all phoebes………
omg i wish i wasn’t called phoebe…. i literally can not stop w-nking over gaunty, its starting to get sore!
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