gay bone
term for a male who is not gay, but exhibits overtly gay tendencies. suggests while heteros-xual, he possesses a h-m-s-xual bone which can vary in size depending on how pillowbiteresque his tendencies are.
“sean has a hot girlfriend and f-cks a lot of honeyz on the side, but his tight clubwear clothing and love of “gilmore girls” suggests he has a larger-than-average gay bone.”
a politically correct subst-tute for sentences expressing dismayal or disgust at something, which would usually be described as being “gay” or “r-t-rded.”
1.”that movie was so gaybones.”
2.”don’t be such a gaybones.”
etc.
when something is gay to the core.
either definition of gay can be used as long as it is extreme.
keith: dude where’s dietrich?
eric: he can’t hang out tonight, he’s got work.
keith: that’s gay-bones.
example 2
glen: you hear ricky martin came out the closet?
dave: no way
glen: yeah dude, total gay bones.
an adjective or expletive that is used to describe someone or something that is so h-m-s-xual that its core/skeletal system is infused with b-n-rs and has become the quintessence of all that is r-t-rded, lame, and/or gay. most frequently used as a reaction to bullsh-t occuring.
wow you are so gaybones in the mouth, stop being a p-ssy you friggin sloot. just get out of town.
are you cereal? we have a test tomorrow? f-cking gaybones and a half…what a db, so not even record.
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