gay code
1. nondescript language used between gays who are partially out of the closet, to avoid suspicion. often involves a lot of gender-neutral pr-nouns and unspecific common nouns.
2. mutual understanding that semi-closeted gays who are out to each other do their best to conceal the s-xual orientation of the other, or, at the very least, does not force the other out of the closet.
(in gay code)
gay #1: so is the… person you mentioned earlier here?
gay #2: no, they couldn’t make it.
gay #1: shame. do you know if they’re… (‘not straight’ is understood here)
gay #2: nope, and that’s the worst part, isn’t it.
the unwritten, unspoken code of h-m-s-xuals that any h-m-s-xual is willing to have s-xual relations with any other h-m-s-xual, regardless of how attractive he or she is. this may be due to the fact that are smaller amounts of h-m-s-xuals than heteros-xuals in the human population, so they “take what they can get.”
the code is more prominent and visible within the male h-m-s-xual community, but h-m-s-xual females also abide by it. the lack of visibility in the female group may be due to the natural instinct of all women to be uptight, b-tchy, illogical, and almost always unintelligent.
“hey, you’re ugly as h-ll and i’m not drunk, but let’s bang anyways because that’s the gay code!” -gay man
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