Gay Ear
the right ear or gay ear is the ear that most h-m-s-xuals tend to get pierced more often than the left ear, hence when somebody who is heteros-xual is getting their right ear pierced he is getting the gay ear pierced. straight men should avoid getting this ear pierced if they wish to carry onward their straightness.
right=gay
left=straight
both=normal
male #1- “yo man, i’m gonna get my right ear pierced today.”
male #2- “what?! dude, that’s the gay ear!”
male #1- “i know that.”
male #2- …-slowly walks away-…
male #1- no wait come back…… i love you!!!!
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