gay peninsula theory
the theory that gay people in the united states enjoy living on this tips of peninsulas, which is quite possibly a subconscious phallic desire. for proof, look at three different cities: san francisco, provincetown, and key west. all three are known for high percentages of gay residents, thriving gay tourism, and prominent gay pride parades; and all three are located at the tips of peninsulas.
granted, key west is technically part of an archipelago and not a peninsula, but us route 1 connects the entire island chain to the mainland, so for practical intents and purposes, the keys form a peninsula.
no doubt uptight ignorant people will cry “h-m-phobia” when they read this, but there is nothing offensive about gay peninsula theory.
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